There is so many ways to tell someone to fuck off, we offer a various of ways to do so.

Emma, say less...

Just click, or fuck off!

Services Offered

Ow, wow. You are actually reading this. We didnt expect that.
But since you are here, we offer a various of ways to tell people that you are fed up with their bullshit. Without saying a word.


F U - #1


Sometimes a single middle finger is enought to get your point through. This is for the person that usually gets it right away.


100 spänn


F U - THE BASKET


We hand pick some of the stuff we can find on sale in our local stores, probably from creative brands such as Boca Cola, Feinz ketchup etc..


F U - #2


Sooo, they still didnt get it. Well, not to worry. Double up with one of our most favourite products, the dubbel bird.

100 spänn


F U - IN PERSON


We meet up with the person and just explain the situation. Sometimes we tag along if the object is going somewhere fun.


F U - #3


Yes we know, some people are just ridicously slow. Lets top that double bird up with miming the phrase "F You!"

100 spänn


F U - GROUP OFFER


Whats better than creating a really bad mood in a group setting? "Dålig stämning" as we call it in swedish.

About Us


We would love to have a great origin story about how good people we are, but that just wouldnt be true. Lying is acually not the problem, its is that we are to lazy to come up with something. SO, we actually just ripped a really fancy logo off, changed it a little bit and registered it as our own.


The main goal is to make a lot of money.


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Why Choose Us


Quality Craftmanship


We really dont know anything about this, since we order from other suppliers. You get what you pay for so to speak.


Excellent Service


Oooh. How we would LOVE to say that, but that actually is not true either. You will get your stuff whenever we feel lik it. We have other things to do.


Free Quotation


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Success Stories


Someone told me to fuck off years ago, but i didnt get it. Now i totally understand. And im a better person.


― Anne Smith


Someone saying something nice about what you do is priceless. That has never happend to us.


― Laura Mattis


I told my boss to fuck off, now i i havent had to work for years. "you dont need to come in tomorrow" was the last i heard from him.


― Victor Miller

Get in Touch

Are you really about to complain?
Have you really thought that through? Is it worth the time?

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